I guess you didn't see the old Reddit video of the guy who wanted to light his farts and caught his jeans on fire, it was great viewing let me tell you, something you won't soon forgets a guy slapping his ass trying to kill the flames. I imagine it's worse older doing that, you know the flaming dingleberry forest catches on fire then the hedges in pubic park are ablaze and you left the fire extinguisher in the kitchen.