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My phone number is one (or maybe more) off from some pimp or a rich guy. Every couple of months I get a call from some bitch needing to be bailed out of jail or saying she needs money or she'll get beaten up.
you are lucky..... I get couple call everyday couple years ago. Some moron have almost identical number for his Hot-Line service. Sometime I had funny time, not once I answer to friends calls with my sexiest voice. But in general very annoying shit.
That sucks. My wife answered one once and she thought it was the funniest shit ever when some niggress whore is demanding me come down to the nigger part of town with $300 because she was beaten up and robbed and if she doesn't pay her pimp he'll beat her up all over again.
I typed out to related replies and deleted them because I know nobody cares about my slightly silly stories. So, instead, just send me a picture of your dick
Goddamnit, and I here I was, seeing "" and hoping that I got to read another slightly silly story.
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