How is she gonna suck my dick with that mask on
She's not. She's gonna fap you with her safety gloves on bud, then you get to ejaculate into her specimen container - so she can check your biological/ viral load before you get to one day spurt all over her unprotected palm ...
L just show her my fake Vax card and tell her that since the vac is transferable throw fluid she can get a booster shot of jizz
When your not drunk revise this sentence to make sense.
Nope the specimen container will be used against you 20 years later for a rape accusation.
Hey well, never know when that random one-nighter might become a wealthy successful business man or hugely influential politician - needing a short sharp dose of reality ....
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