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The seagulls know.

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Watch for the anti-seagull campaigns to start popping up everywhere.

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> white-supremacists are training seagulls to attack poor innocent jews, in the first inter-species hate-crimes ever recorded in history. Joe Biden expected to give a speech later today.

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“Seagulls have been on our radar for some time now. Up until now we’ve allowed them to move around freely, with very little oversight into their racist lifestyles, and they’re white.”

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I'd rather have bears that are friendly to every one in the neighborhood then would maul jews to death on sight

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Dude... with all this genetic-engineering technology they keep pumping out, lately: we may just get our wish. Bears genetically predisposed to go on a murderous rampage at the smell of a jew.

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The gulls could see the stink lines coming off the foul beast. The scent of rotting garbage was irresistible. They just wanted some lunch.

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Dude you have NO idea. Had to go do a service call for one of THESE in Brooklyn once, bad motherboard. MID summer. This fucker stunk so bad of B.O. I thought a tire fire would be a welcome respite. THEN he takes me to a small room the tower is in, closes the door and OF course in typical Jew fashion HAS to watch me cause you know, I may gip him or something. I actually stuck my entire face into the tower as I worked because the burned circuitry was a far BETTER smell than this wool coated asshole.

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O.O How long did it take to train those?

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None. That's natures reaction to abominations.

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somebody taped a cheeto on toppa that funnyhat

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The seagulls learned that men in funny hats and dressed all in black steal the breadcrumbs people throw out for them

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These are the people who rule you? K

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They rule you too, faggot. What are you going to do about?

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You don't understand, these people do not rule us. Just look at them... be reasonable.

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Fuck. Now I feel sorry for all that alka-seltzer.

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That's a gestapo bird.

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I would happily keep a store of sardines and feed them to some gulls if they'd chase the jews.

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Bagel? Bagel. Bagel. Bagel! Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!

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HA! that fucking hasid was shitting himself. Id have been falling down laughing!

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