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Experts are fucking morons

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Its almost like its the same kikes fucking up academia that are fucking up history. "we found this stick in a cave next to some bones, this was clearly evidence of these neolithic cave people worshipping a phallic structure"

The shit we let these faggots get away with is ridiculous.

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"this proves everyone was gay"

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Experts are the retards that paid $200k for a degree in something gay that doesn’t generate any income. So yea they are exactly that. Morons.

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this is why we must cancel student loans and cancel rent. obviously.

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It's really starting to seem like that. Those that deify them are just them in disguise trying to make themselves into elites.

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I remember in my ancient art history class we had to learn all about cave paintings. Specifically how the males would do one big hunt as a group right before winter kicked in fully and how they would sometimes get separated from the rest of the group for a couple months stuck in caves to wait out winter. A lot of the males would paint naked women and pray to it as a fertility ritual so their wives back home could have a healthy childbirth when spring comes around. At this point I was like "wait a second so these guys were isolated from the rest of the group with a bunch of frozen meat and nothing to do for a couple months and they always painted naked women? There was nothing religious about it they were just horny." My teacher freaked out about how the paintings were deeply religious to the cavemen and I was being disrespectful to her the class and the cavemen. She said I wouldn't understand because I haven't seen them in person but she has and you can just feel how important these paintings were to their painters. I didn't pass the class

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"No, YOU don't understand because you're a woman."

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they would sometimes get separated from the rest of the group for a couple months stuck in caves to wait out winter

No one called bullshit on this? They got separated on a hunting trip and never bothered to make it back to their shelters, where all their food and firewood was? What did they eat all winter, snow?

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Being the hunters of the group, they'd be the ones with most of the food on them. Since they were out to get food in the first place when the snow started. A large hunting party generally gets kills (ranging from small to large game) immediately, but will still often spend additional days in order to be able to bring back more meat for the Winter. So any large hunting party that is any distance from home will be loaded with meat.

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Meat that will spoil without preservation, and wouldn't sustain a group for months. The lean game one might encounter in winter is edible, but even that can lead to starvation. See Christopher McCandless.

I assume the caves in question are the ones in Lascaux, France, which is in the south and has mild winters. There's no wild snowstorm coming in and preventing the group from walking home. That kind of thing happens in movies. If, however, the region was prone to that, the hunting party would be well aware of the season and signs of an incoming blizzard and wouldn't risk death that late in the season. Men would be far more valuable at home, defending the women, children and elderly from other groups and threats.

"Cavemen" weren't dragging their knuckles on the ground and banging rocks together, as the 'academics' who clearly never spent any time outdoors would have people believe.

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"It's a religious artifact" is archeologist for "We have no idea, but are too proud to admit it".

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Or, it's evidence that the ancients had advanced technology but we want to keep that covered up. Everything is a temple or an empty tomb, couldn't be anything else.

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Modern historians will say its for gay sex and they had a sex positive society

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There is some disc thingy they found in Egypt they can't explain. It's called the Disc of Sabu or something like that. "Experts" can't figure out what it is for. Some theories delve into ancient aliens type territory. Big mystery, no one can figure it out.

.....it looks exactly like the disc on a home made seed caster my grandpa welded up to sew grass and clover in his cow pasture.

But according to "experts" it's a religious thing....or astronomical thing...or something...whatever, fuck you. Gibs funding

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Disc of Sabu I think you might be correct. Seed spinning disperser thing (files.catbox.moe) Seed of Life symbol (files.catbox.moe)

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A practical tool takes on religious meaning. Makes sense. If the tool had not existed in the first place, it would never have taken on religious connotations.

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Here's (youtube.com) the video.

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Proof COVID-19 existed even in Roman times!!!

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In every journal entry we researched, there is no mention of covid NOT being there, in fact, does the appearance of these "dodecahedra" hint to possible alien technology? Ancient astronaut theorists say Yes!

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I love how they call them ancient astronaut theorists. It’s so much more respectful than just calling them retards.

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Let me mess my hair up, one sec... "Aliens"

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ftfy EXPERT alien technology theorists say

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We found this device that the ancients wore on their face though it was proven to have no health benefits whatsoever. Why they did it is still a mystery.

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Cult leaders forced their followers to wear them. They restricted the amount of oxygen the cult member could breathe. This kept the cult members physically weak and their minds in a constant daze.

This allowed the leaders to keep the cult members physically and mentally under their control.

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That's why those cheap gloves my mom made me wear in winter as a child had those weird gaps.

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There are more expensive ones made of wool. Very warm.

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I'm sure, but my mom would only by the cheap $2 ones, from Jamesway or similar I think, because I was always losing them.

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Right. 15 years ago I made a trip to Russia in March and purchased a very nice pair. Sadly I lost one after three days . I remember the weave being very close and thick. Extremely comfortable like those woolen hiking socks you can get. Not cheap but well worth the price.

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Archaeologists, lol, they also believe human civilisation started only some thousands of years ago and that the pyramids were built by Egyptians.

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Somebody probably dropped it in the fifties and couldn't find it.

edit: Just checked the Wikipedia page and it's as dumb as the historians this post shits on.

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It even has variable finger hole sizes. Grandma is right.

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