I can see it now. AOU has a boom box on his shoulder 80s style playing The Boys Are Back In Town in a loop. Maroonsaint is there wearing a raincoat flashing people. Anticlutch picked a fight early on and was arrested before we get to the ride. All the Voat Goats are there. We're taking selfies on the ride. Antifa finds out about it but can't afford tickets to get into the theme park so they have to protest outside while we laugh at them and give them Roman salutes while on the ride. This shit writes its self.