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You don't want to mistake a Sam Adams for a Shirley Temple.

You don't want to mistake a Sam Adams for a Shirley Temple.

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What wizardry is this.

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It's called "Blue Steel," and it can only be pulled off by someone really really really incredibly good-looking.

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the look you do in the mirror that you think makes you look good, but it just makes you look like you’re doing a look.

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I just punched myself in the eye.

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Also, I'd like to propose that the official cocktail of poal be the 'Lynchburg Lemonade'

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Gack. Beer made me gay!!

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A drunk bum hit on me once. Told me I had gorgeous eyes. Then I blackened both of his.

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One time I was looking at photos of my ex girlfriend, and was genuinely disgusted by what I saw.

It was like I was in a trance. I had been dating an ugly mutt for 6 months but, somehow, for reasons I can't even explain, didn't see it at the time.

Approached friends. "Wait, was she always this ugly?"

"Yes, dude."

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Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.

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To see what you get, from how you get it, squint your eyes.

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Holes a hole, bro.

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Thats how you get aids, faggot.

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Lol you still believe in AIDS. I bet you also wear 2 masks.

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6 masks, a riot helmet, and full hazmat suit. Got to stay safe from the super sniffles.

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From guy to niggress

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