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mmm, i don't know. seems these days no one cares if someone is married.
mmm, i don't know. seems these days no one cares if someone is married.
I’m one of the only Loyal people left on this earth.
I’m one of the only
Loyal people left on this earth.
Of course.
Of course.
Yeah, but you get license to call her a whore. "Get the fuck out of here, whore! I just told you I am married!"
Yeah, but you get license to call her a whore.
"Get the fuck out of here, whore! I just told you I am married!"
we are losing the plot. she can come back at you with "cheating, lying hypocrite." it's best to be honest. just say, "hey look. i bet you are really swell gal, but there are two things i don't do. fat and ugly. the good news is you aren't fat."
we are losing the plot. she can come back at you with "cheating, lying hypocrite." it's best to be honest. just say, "hey look. i bet you are really swell gal, but there are two things i don't do. fat and ugly. the good news is you aren't fat."
"So show me your tits before i go home"
"So show me your tits before i go home"
they never did
they never did
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