Nature's catcalls [526x570 - 46KB] | Poal: Say what you want.

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Except they do this at 5 am and wake you up.

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If you got morning wood and wings but no kung fu grip to fix the problem then you'd be like fuck the neighbors I need relief.

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Nature is 3 things. Food, sex, killing

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It's the 3Fs: Food, fighting and love.

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so no 4f find them, finger them, fuck them, forget them.

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so no 4f find them, finger them, fuck them, forget them.

"and never tell 'em your real name"

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Love has an f?

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If it does then it likely is not love but lust.

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I didn't want to be a crass nigger.

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Ah, just like a bar on a Friday night, you can hear all the bird brains squawking to loud.

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Catcalls for sure, this is how they call my kitties in for the kill. 😈

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My GAWD, what kind of birds try to kill your cat?!?!?!?!?

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Rofl. Well, I live in the lush Ozarks, great habitat for many critters. The catbirds get REALLY big.

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I shoot cats I see running around outside. Keep kitty inside if you don’t want something to happen to it.