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Tell them it's just a clump of cells

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this is the most perfect response. it hits every mark.

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Then when they say, oh, I guess it's ok to eat it, remind them that they are just a clump of cells.

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Pussies. Meat is a gift from god, even if this presentation is an abomination.

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Cover it in bbq sauce and eat it.

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The final solution for excess meat.

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Would go well with soilent green sauce.

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I tried something like this for Halloween except it was a regular meatloaf shape with a green sauce and half eggs all around for eyes. It didn't turn out well either, tasted good!

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Cooking meat in that shape creates prions.

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Reminds me of that Dragnet episode where the hippies were getting high and their baby got hurt.

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There's a dead baby joke in there somewhere...

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And a modest proposal reference

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My kids would have dug in and asked for some fava beans.

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