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The website is pure gold http://experiencecornelius.com/

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

After visiting the site, is it weird that I want to experience Cornelius now? ;)

[–] • 2 pts

That is amazing. I hope this guy is making bank.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

The subtle face twitch of a person overcome with emotion was pretty amazing (0:20). That was pretty good acting (at least I hope it was).

[–] • 2 pts

We could all use a bit more Cornelius in our lives.

[–] • 1 pt

What makes you think you are worthy of experiencing C O R N E L I U S

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That's a heck of a racket.

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Are you for real rn? OMFG how do you not know about Cornelius?! Have you been living under a rock?? You better pony up and pay that man to fuck your wife/SO, or you gonna find out you lack what Cornelius gots!!

HTTP://EXPERIENCECORNELIUS.COM/

[–] • 1 pt

Reminds me of a Fallout: New Vegas meme with Mr. House.

[–] • 0 pt

Now I want to know who this Cornelius fellow is

A disgusting taco nigger.

[–] • 0 pt

Looks Guyanese. They’ve almost always been untrustworthy in my dealings with them.

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Aren't guyanese darker? Or do I need to be a better racist and learn my coloreds better?

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