Dear Harvard Admissions Committee: I recently received a rejection letter from your university by mistake. After consulting with my Rabbi, he instructed me to ensure that this problem is rectified. My countless hours of work with the ADL, Goyim Transgender Push, and the Pedo Acceptance Front is more than enough to qualify me for admission. The individual who rejected my application should be immediately fired and also slandered to ensure their antisemitic selection practices are prevented from ever happening again. And to be clear, I require at minimum a 3.7 GPA and will not be attending classes or taking any tests. You will send information about my scholarship (that will include full tuition and $100k per year in living expenses) at your earliest convenience. Shalom.