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[–] • 12 pts

Trust me friend, you do not want to go there.

[–] • 8 pts (edited )

Harvard is not primarily a school, it's more like a Masonic Lodge disguised as a school. You go there for 30% education, 70% business networking and meeting the people who will recruit you into their upper echelon.

Getting accepted means they see you as someone who can benefit their tightly-controlled business empires and someone who be used as an asset.

[–] • 1 pt

if you have 400k-1M of just fuck you cash it is an amazing choice. everyone else is fucked

[–] • 0 pt

you forget about all the cocks youre going to be forcibly sucking behind closed doors to not get yourself run out of the place.

[–] • 7 pts

Dear Harvard Admissions Committee:

I recently received a rejection letter from your university by mistake.

After consulting with my Rabbi, he instructed me to ensure that this problem is rectified. My countless hours of work with the ADL, Goyim Transgender Push, and the Pedo Acceptance Front is more than enough to qualify me for admission.

The individual who rejected my application should be immediately fired and also slandered to ensure their antisemitic selection practices are prevented from ever happening again.

And to be clear, I require at minimum a 3.7 GPA and will not be attending classes or taking any tests.

You will send information about my scholarship (that will include full tuition and $100k per year in living expenses) at your earliest convenience.

Shalom.

[–] • 8 pts

Aren't you that same guy who's been kicked out of a hundred and nine other universities for: "no reason at all"?

[–] • 0 pt

nah man if this was a jewish thing it would be full of references to supremacy equity and anti-semitism.

this one just home grown smartassed fun that in all likelihood actually warrant a second look.

[–] • 5 pts

If it was a nigger or transgender or a jew it would still get in

[–] • 0 pt

If you check out Harvard’s admission rates and faculty statistics you’ll find that Nigs Asians and Whites are all under represented. It is a thoroughly Jewish institution at this point.

[–] • 4 pts

Looks like someone found a way to interact from a position of power >:)

[–] • 3 pts

He should have said he identifies as jewish and rejecting him is antisemetic.

[–] • 2 pts

dear harvard, i am white as the devil’s snow, and you are going to need someone to carry the weight of all the niggers your are sabotaging your shithole university with. i’ll pay 10k/yr and will be obtaining a duel business and law major. see you in september. sincerely, chad hugehog

[–] • 2 pts

a duel business...

Shit just got interdasting. You're accepted.

[–] • 1 pt

The first day of each class must slap the (((professor))) with a glove to begin the duel

[–] • 1 pt

This would probably have gotten him into Harvard 20 years ago but these days their admissions staff is black or woke promoted and so they won't have the intelligence to realize the humor. They may need to go to a superior to understand if he can do this.

[–] • 1 pt

Tell them you're a nigger and you are a Marxist. You're a Shoe-in.

[–] • 0 pt

He should have signed it with its preferred pronouns.

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