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You cannot study statistical mechanics and live.

Death is certain.

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Too late! Book says "Now it is our turn..."

Goodbye y'all.

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At least you can stop paying taxes when you are dead.

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The bastards loot your estate.

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Boltzmann came up with the idea of the Boltzmann brain.

The Boltzmann brain argument suggests that it is more likely for a single brain to spontaneously and briefly form in a void (complete with a false memory of having existed in our universe) than it is for the universe to have come about in the way modern science thinks it actually did. It was first proposed as a reductio ad absurdum response to Ludwig Boltzmann's early explanation for the low-entropy state of our universe.[1]

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I'm not familiar with it being some proof against science.

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Other than sociology, the second softest science is Statistical Mechanics.

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Scientists that don't tow the line get killed off

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Physics textbooks have done excellent dry humor