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Don't have a microwave, don't want one.

What kind of dumbass cuts his finger on a can lid? What kind of dumbass doesn't cover shit in the microwave?

Steps 1 and 5 (stove pot) still relevant.

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I cut my both my fingers in identical ways I have identical scars on both my hands. I got them from being a lot cooler than your lame ass. Let me see your dick to redeem yourself you loser

Cutting your dick on a soup lid just adds so many new questions I really don't want to ask or know the answer to.

I've cut my finger once on a lid, but not more than once in my entire life.

The blood part is necessary for the old fashioned soup ritual.

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5.5 Step away from microwave and cover groin area so as not to be sterilized by radiation.

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Cover the groin area with what? Why not just leave the kitchen until you hear the beep?

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Grow your own vegetables. Raise some chickens. Learn to butcher and pluck said chickens. Make your own soup.

Change your life and palette forever.

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Sometimes if I am really lazy I just eat the Campbell's chunky soup out of the can.

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No self respecting White person would eat this niggerchow.

For that last part, place paper plate on top of bowl to keep splatter off walls and ceiling of microwave.

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Every ingredient in all Cambell's soups is gene modded .

OK then the first line modified to Raise some vaccinated chickens. Remember extra spike protein adds depth to the meats flavor, kind like colby beef but it would be spike protein chicken.

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Hasn't Monsanto privatized all corn in the US ? Did that go away ?

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Who doesn’t have the patience to put it in a saucepan with some water and heat it up for a few minutes on the stove?

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You underestimate my laziness.

Please don't take it personally Sloth Meister. I don't think he meant it as a cut to your, ain't doing shit today skillz.

Hell I don't even add water on condensed and just add another can instead to the bowl.