The joke is so clever, I cannot tell you.
I will admit it is an outstanding joke. And is a niggerfaggot for this clever joke.
E: TCP is expected to work with high reliability. The joke is it didn't work in this case. UDP is a protocol of toss and who cares, like niggers.
E2: Both protocols have their values. For example, if you play an online game, it is probably UDP or a variant. It is faster. Ever see an someone running forward than they teleport back somewhere? That is because it is all something like UDP.
E3: Ever use a banking service? I fucking guarantee that is not UDP.
And people trying to make either protocol more reliable are like SJWSs trying to make everything a safe space. You have to build higher-level and higher-reliability things on top of these.
I'll stick with IP/TCP. I'm not looking to move mountains. I'm looking to get shit done.
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