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Would of? What an idiot.
Would of? What an idiot.
"Would of..."
Fucking retard.
"Would of..."
Fucking retard.
lotta good lookin women in Texas. Lotta guys batting out of their league. The girl working at the corner gas station would be winning beauty contests anywhere else.
lotta good lookin women in Texas. Lotta guys batting out of their league. The girl working at the corner gas station would be winning beauty contests anywhere else.
Tell me more about these Texas beauties? I have an opportunity to move there, but I thought it was all 300lb diabeetus Evangelists in Texas.
Tell me more about these Texas beauties? I have an opportunity to move there, but I thought it was all 300lb diabeetus Evangelists in Texas.
Austin must be insane with good lookin bitches.
Austin must be insane with good lookin bitches.
And fat lesbos
And fat lesbos
Dude. I was in Dallas for two weeks before I saw a woman that wasnt gorgeous. Theyre everywhere and its a buyers market.
Guys that would pull a 6 if theyre lucky are walking around with 8's. I'll never forget 2 in particular. An asian girl working at the Mobil near my house. Absolutely stunning.
Another was the eastern european girl working the Ghiradelli chocolate counter in the Galleria mall. A 10. she should have been modeling in NYC.
I met the daughter of a Thai General that was going to school in Dallas. She practically threw herself at me. I told her that I was engaged. She asked me " How many girlfriends can you have if youre engaged?". FUCK!
If I knew then what I know now. Nice guys finish last. Its the women you dont make love to that you regret when youre old.
Dude. I was in Dallas for two weeks before I saw a woman that wasnt gorgeous. Theyre everywhere and its a buyers market.
Guys that would pull a 6 if theyre lucky are walking around with 8's. I'll never forget 2 in particular. An asian girl working at the Mobil near my house. Absolutely stunning.
Another was the eastern european girl working the Ghiradelli chocolate counter in the Galleria mall. A 10. she should have been modeling in NYC.
I met the daughter of a Thai General that was going to school in Dallas. She practically threw herself at me. I told her that I was engaged. She asked me " How many girlfriends can you have if youre engaged?". FUCK!
If I knew then what I know now. Nice guys finish last. Its the women you dont make love to that you regret when youre old.
Well holy shit. What a surprise. See ya in Dallas, boys!
Well holy shit. What a surprise. See ya in Dallas, boys!
It’s a lie. Every woman is either Paula deen or a beaner
It’s a lie. Every woman is either Paula deen or a beaner
Paula Beaner
Paula Beaner
Yeah i live in texas my wife is like a 10. Im like a 6.
Yeah i live in texas my wife is like a 10. Im like a 6.
Why does she look like a gorilla? Better check who's winning those "beauty" contests.
Why does she look like a gorilla? Better check who's winning those "beauty" contests.
Pushing out a baby is no fucking walk in the park, and a lot of little hidden factors can play into how active labor goes down. Most of that stuff is out of the woman’s direct control. (Anybody want me to post my birth story?)
That being said, there’s quite a bit you can control in terms of how you fare during pregnancy, and how you recover from it afterwards. And I’m pretty sure a lot of the conditions that they tell you “can happen to anybody” are very dependent upon nutrition, eating habits, and exercise.
Pushing out a baby is no fucking walk in the park, and a lot of little hidden factors can play into how active labor goes down. Most of that stuff is out of the woman’s direct control. (Anybody want me to post my birth story?)
That being said, there’s quite a bit you can control in terms of how you fare during pregnancy, and how you recover from it afterwards. And I’m pretty sure a lot of the conditions that they tell you “can happen to anybody” are very dependent upon nutrition, eating habits, and exercise.
Women say giving birth is more painful than a man getting kicked in the balls, but I don't know any man that ever wanted to get kicked in the balls more than once.
Women say giving birth is more painful than a man getting kicked in the balls, but I don't know any man that ever wanted to get kicked in the balls more than once.
This is a myth because so far as I can tell...not a single woman has ever been kicked in the balls...so how the hell would they know?
This is a myth because so far as I can tell...not a single woman has ever been kicked in the balls...so how the hell would they know?
Haven't you been following Idiot World? ...women know everything.
Haven't you been following Idiot World? ...women know everything.
I feel like getting kicked in the balls might be worse immediate pain but you don’t spend hours getting kicked in the balls
I feel like getting kicked in the balls might be worse immediate pain but you don’t spend hours getting kicked in the balls
I think the female brain is literally wired to forget the pain.
I had a terrible labor with my first, but I cannot remember what it felt like. I have other memories where I can recall the pain. Not this. It hurt like hell but I don’t remember it.
I think the female brain is literally wired to forget the pain.
I had a terrible labor with my first, but I cannot remember what it felt like. I have other memories where I can recall the pain. Not this. It hurt like hell but I don’t remember it.
I think the female brain is literally wired to forget the pain.
You might be on to something here. ...Why else would a good woman put up with spousal abuse?
(I don't mean to sound like I'm pandering to you, but, hello?.) <--fuck this guy. I'll break his jaw too.
> I think the female brain is literally wired to forget the pain.
You might be on to something here. ...Why else would a good woman put up with spousal abuse?
(I don't mean to sound like I'm pandering to you, but, hello?.) <--fuck this guy. I'll break his jaw too.
Having a baby is a natural biological function. It's like taking a shit. Nature made it so that it's not painful. It has no reason to make the process painful--just the opposite as it wants women to have kids, and more than one. Sure, once in a while you get constipated and it hurts like hell coming out, but overall it's a pretty pleasant experience.
Having a baby is a natural biological function. It's like taking a shit. Nature made it so that it's not painful. It has no reason to make the process painful--just the opposite as it wants women to have kids, and more than one. Sure, once in a while you get constipated and it hurts like hell coming out, but overall it's a pretty pleasant experience.
Labor is very painful and pregnancy can be super uncomfortable. I am pregnant with #3 and am headed into the third trimester during the Texas summer.
My labors were 44 and 36 hours and I took no pain meds. There was no poop that could compare to that. It was very painful. But a beautiful baby at the end of it makes it worth it.
Labor is very painful and pregnancy can be super uncomfortable. I am pregnant with #3 and am headed into the third trimester during the Texas summer.
My labors were 44 and 36 hours and I took no pain meds. There was no poop that could compare to that. It was very painful. But a beautiful baby at the end of it makes it worth it.
Yeah I don’t know why people believe this.
The pressure at the very end is quite similar to pooping. But the experience is not at all the same. I mean, let’s just examine the difference between what’s being pushed out; a soft substance that can conform exactly to the contours of the final exit location, verses a 6-10 pound body of hard bone and organs that has to be kept perfectly intact and alive through the entire process. Yes, a baby’s skull can shift a little bit, but only a little bit. And it takes your body nine fucking months of serious hormones to soften your pelvis enough to make this possible.
Not comparable at all.
Yeah I don’t know why people believe this.
The pressure at the very end is quite similar to pooping. But the experience *is not at all the same*. I mean, let’s just examine the difference between what’s being pushed out; a soft substance that can conform exactly to the contours of the final exit location, verses a 6-10 pound body of hard bone and organs that has to be kept perfectly intact and alive through the entire process. Yes, a baby’s skull can shift a little bit, but only a little bit. And it takes your body nine fucking months of serious hormones to soften your pelvis enough to make this possible.
Not comparable at all.
When was the last time you shit out something that was 10cm wide?
When was the last time you shit out something that was 10cm wide?
20 minutes ago
20 minutes ago
If women don't stuff their faces then pregnancy is a breeze.
Most women stuff their faces and most of the backaches and tiredness and drama come from gaining too much weight. You don't need to eat much more at all when pregnant. A fetus expends almost no calories and its extra protein to grow is miniscule over the day to day normal over 9 months.
If women don't stuff their faces then pregnancy is a breeze.
Most women stuff their faces and most of the backaches and tiredness and drama come from gaining too much weight. You don't need to eat much more at all when pregnant. A fetus expends almost no calories and its extra protein to grow is miniscule over the day to day normal over 9 months.
race traitor
race traitor
That is 100% the guy's father in the row below.
That is 100% the guy's father in the row below.
This pic is so fuckin funny. That chick is very good lookin, and is stuck listening to that toolbag. My favorite meme is the sneed/ feeduck seeduck
This pic is so fuckin funny. That chick is very good lookin, and is stuck listening to that toolbag. My favorite meme is the sneed/ feeduck seeduck
Those are some antigravity warheads right there.
Those are some antigravity warheads right there.
I don't care about tits much and those are some serious tits.
I don't care about tits much and those are some serious tits.
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