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I’ve got a car with chrome side mirrors. A red cardinal hangs his ass over the mirror and shits on it while looking at his reflection between his feet. My wife wouldn’t let me kill him because he’s been living here for 4 years. Then he started pecking on her home office window and she quickly put a hit out on him.
Killing that bird is probably illegal. IDK about Cardinals, but I've had woodpeckers pissing me off before, so I looked it up, and they're protected by migratory bird treaties -- international law backed up by US law
Killing that bird is probably illegal.
Not if no-one knows about it. Who's going to be looking for that bird, it's family?
That's what the last guy I told told me. I suppose it depends on how you kill it whether anyone notices. I'm sure there are people that would turn you in for it. Not my job.
its only illegal if you get caught
The rule of law is dead in America.
This bird doesn't migrate, he's been living on the property for 4 years. He recently got a girlfriend that follows him around and it chilled him out. He no longer pecks his reflection. His bird lady came along just in time, I had already bought a Gamo Swarm pellet gun to do the job.
Fire a shotgun round now and then and they stay away. You don’t have to kill anything.
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