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Huh, so a liberal American female.
Huh, so a liberal American female.
I’ve got a car with chrome side mirrors. A red cardinal hangs his ass over the mirror and shits on it while looking at his reflection between his feet. My wife wouldn’t let me kill him because he’s been living here for 4 years. Then he started pecking on her home office window and she quickly put a hit out on him.
I’ve got a car with chrome side mirrors. A red cardinal hangs his ass over the mirror and shits on it while looking at his reflection between his feet. My wife wouldn’t let me kill him because he’s been living here for 4 years. Then he started pecking on her home office window and she quickly put a hit out on him.
Killing that bird is probably illegal. IDK about Cardinals, but I've had woodpeckers pissing me off before, so I looked it up, and they're protected by migratory bird treaties -- international law backed up by US law
Killing that bird is probably illegal. IDK about Cardinals, but I've had woodpeckers pissing me off before, so I looked it up, and they're protected by migratory bird treaties -- international law backed up by US law
Killing that bird is probably illegal.
Not if no-one knows about it. Who's going to be looking for that bird, it's family?
> Killing that bird is probably illegal.
Not if no-one knows about it. Who's going to be looking for that bird, it's family?
That's what the last guy I told told me. I suppose it depends on how you kill it whether anyone notices. I'm sure there are people that would turn you in for it. Not my job.
That's what the last guy I told told me. I suppose it depends on how you kill it whether anyone notices. I'm sure there are people that would turn you in for it. Not my job.
its only illegal if you get caught
its only illegal if you get caught
The rule of law is dead in America.
The rule of law is dead in America.
This bird doesn't migrate, he's been living on the property for 4 years. He recently got a girlfriend that follows him around and it chilled him out. He no longer pecks his reflection. His bird lady came along just in time, I had already bought a Gamo Swarm pellet gun to do the job.
This bird doesn't migrate, he's been living on the property for 4 years. He recently got a girlfriend that follows him around and it chilled him out. He no longer pecks his reflection. His bird lady came along just in time, I had already bought a Gamo Swarm pellet gun to do the job.
Fire a shotgun round now and then and they stay away. You don’t have to kill anything.
Fire a shotgun round now and then and they stay away. You don’t have to kill anything.
I was in a hostel in Singapore and some fucker didn't want to spend money on drying his clothes so he used every chair in the outdoor lobby to hang his stuff out to dry.
A crow landed on one of the tables, and started meandering around and climbed up onto one of the clothes covered chairs. I intensely thought the word, "SHIT!" and that little fucker did. It was the hero of the day.
I was in a hostel in Singapore and some fucker didn't want to spend money on drying his clothes so he used every chair in the outdoor lobby to hang his stuff out to dry.
A crow landed on one of the tables, and started meandering around and climbed up onto one of the clothes covered chairs. I intensely thought the word, "SHIT!" and that little fucker did. It was the hero of the day.
You know you miss voat when this is the top post on a Saturday night.
You know you miss voat when this is the top post on a Saturday night.
simple solution - put a sock over it
simple solution - put a sock over it
Robins are overrated.
Robins are overrated.
Yep. Happened to me also. The dang bird thought it was a rival so it pecked away every day on that mirror until I put a black plastic bag over it. The mirror has scratches on it to this day.
Yep. Happened to me also. The dang bird thought it was a rival so it pecked away every day on that mirror until I put a black plastic bag over it. The mirror has scratches on it to this day.
that bird has been doing this for a while.
that bird has been doing this for a while.
The average human girl from 17 to 25.
The average human girl from 17 to 25.
A cum dumpster?
A cum dumpster?
I have birds doing the same at my house. Same birds on the same mirrors, every day. Three cars.
I have birds doing the same at my house. Same birds on the same mirrors, every day. Three cars.
Why is the bird cumming all over that car everyday?
Why is the bird cumming all over that car everyday?
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