clap clap clap. Good tale. You want to hear a real one? Mom was from an Alabama family. Dad was from New Jersey. They met in WW2 Army. (Alabama mom was a volunteer WAC...tough lady) They married and had 5 kids. Yankee dad/Alabama mom. They were the Best Christians you have ever met in your life. Church of Christ. Oldest son married a fat, ugly cunt nurse from New Jersey. His first son was a nigger. (oh...the ugly fat cunt nurse was an adopted child so we don't know her race, but she looked like an ugly fat white cunt.) (There was no coal-burning or cuckoldry going on there.) ...yeah. ok. Thanksgiving, 1980-something... The oldest son, his ugly fat cunt nurse wife and their 7yo nigger son (along with the new 5yo blue-eyed, blonde haired daughter) showed up in Alabama at mom's farm. Uncle Alabama jumped up from his chair and pointed to the door. "GET THAT FUCKING NIGGER OUT OF HERE!" (pointing at the door). "How fucking dare you bring a nigger to my dinner table!" The cuck and his ugly fat nurse wife and their 2 christian kids were cast out in disgrace. *Sic semper coalburnus*