I always wonder why ppl don't combine businesses. Fireworks, liquor, guns one stop shop. Haircut, bar, takeout.
I combine Chinese restaurant with service of finding new homes for pets and using proceeds to feed the hungry. I am good friends with, but am not combined with, the business next door, Last Stop Veterinarian. (He tells clients it used to be the last stop of the bus route.)
I verify of this. The pets find home and disappear and the food are succulent, juicy with delicious flavor.
You good customer! Bring family in for free dinner!
Me want take this opportunity to tell about wonderful services by my neighbor, Last Stop Veterinarian.
Body modification is not limiting to declawing and spay/neutering. Does your little bundle of love make too much noise? The solution is vocal cord removal. Does Fluffy damage furniture by chewing? Remove teeth. Do you see Spot run away too much? Spot won't run so fast with 3 legs, or 2 if you are really hungry to slow him down.
Haircut bar takeout sounds pretty great.
One guy In Missouri had a barbershop with beer, but the city wanted to steal a building he got the permits to build by retroactively denying the permits after the building was built, so they have locked him up indefinitely under COVID powers. He was first being required to report to the jail every evening while he refused to give the deed to his building and land to the government, so he could still work, but one night without a court hearing they just told him they weren't ever releasing him again.
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