I've had trash women ask for shit like that right out of the blue. Usually I say I'll be right over so they spend the day waiting and they don't find anyone else to help them.
This is genius. I salute you, sir.
It's kind of shitty but so is being so presumptuous and just expecting people to give you shit or help you for no reason.
Ya think?
Bravo.
A good follow up would be to pay a delivery guy to hand her a package of your own shit.
I made a girl miss a flight cross country so she had to pay out the ass for another one because she thought it was funny to take some cash out of my wallet. That was an expensive little joke for her.
That is awesome. You could still send her some shit :)
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