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first friendzone recorded in history

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Streisand comes back from the dead:

"Are they hiding something?"

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Cucksimus Maximus of Lesbos?

it's a non-physical love, just like the perfect forms you made famous.

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thats what i said.

friend-zoned

fuck that shit

I prefer diogenic relationships, now get the fuck out of my sun.

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Diogenes the cynic notoriously used to masturbate in public with no fucks given. History could well have recorded his rebuke to Alexander the Great as "Fuck off, you're spoiling my wank."

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Plato's vocabulary is adapted to current standards, apparently