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The plane was about to crash. A woman stands up and shouts out " is there a man here to make me feel like a woman for the last time?"

A man stands up, takes his shirt off and throws it to the woman, and says "here baby, Iron this".

The plane was about to crash. A woman stands up and shouts out " is there a man here to make me feel like a woman for the last time?" A man stands up, takes his shirt off and throws it to the woman, and says "here baby, Iron this".

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this is in the wrong sub. Should be moved to s/BoomerHumor.

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How is this less relevant to the recent generation?

[–] • 6 pts

They don't iron their clothes at all

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Well when you live in your parents basement until 45 and mom still washes your clothes.....makes sense.

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Most don't know what an iron is or it's purpose.

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Yeah, once their grandmothers get them in their adult-sized onsies in the morning, they're all set till grandma serves up their animal crackers and juice boxes at lunch.

Besides, most women nowadays, especially the millennial ones have no clue what an iron is. If it isn't on their phone or isn't an app they have no idea what it is.

Millennials are worthless parasites who are destroying America.

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Dryers work really well, and your clothes don't wrinkle if you actually pay attention to the cycle signal and take them out right when they're done.

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They've never had a woman let alone a live in one

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For the newbs, Gender roles are disgusting.

Every single one of them wants to be the one on the bottom.

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Yeah right. The woman would either be shrieking in absolute hysteria, or too absorbed in her smartphone to notice.

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not a news report yuck yuck yuck

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If you start your joke with the premise as the title you don't have to repeat it. Good joke though.

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When one engine fails on a twin engine aircraft, you always have enough power left to get to the scene of the crash.

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Love that Ron White joke. Trying to scare the other passengers. "I bet we beat the ambulance by 20 minutes to the scene of the crash"

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A man stands up, and explains the redundant systems of the plane will keep the aircraft from crashing.

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Yeah cause when the left engine fell off you just fire up the second left engine.

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not offensive enough. That would not upset a feminista much

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Tsss....good one

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So sad she didn't have full kitchen access so she could make him a sammich. Last meals are so important.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Sounds like someone's asshole puckered up cause you made a chick joke, here's an upvote just to be a prick lmao !

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In that case have this on me: If your wife comes out the kitchen and starts moaning at you, what have you done wrong?

Answer: you made the chain too long

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You sick bastard you just earned another upvote.

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Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway