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I'm told that there was something coming which is a gift from my clueless libshit parents. They can't find the tracking number because they buried their heads in the sand sometime in the 60's. Can you tell me when it is going to get here? I hate waiting and not knowing what I'm getting.
I'm told that there was something coming which is a gift from my clueless libshit parents. They can't find the tracking number because they buried their heads in the sand sometime in the 60's. Can you tell me when it is going to get here? I hate waiting and not knowing what I'm getting.
I'm sorry. We don't provide tracking numbers. You'll know when your package has arrived when your door blows in at 3:30am. Our delivery drivers typically do not knock.
I'm sorry. We don't provide tracking numbers. You'll know when your package has arrived when your door blows in at 3:30am. Our delivery drivers typically do not knock.
Reminds me of a great joke idea: Amazon Protest. Order one brick, delivery instructions: "please throw through window".
Reminds me of a great joke idea: Amazon Protest. Order one brick, delivery instructions: "please throw through window".
I swear if you leave a fucking door tag on my blown in door I am going to report you to the Better Business Bureau.
I swear if you leave a fucking door tag on my blown in door I am going to report you to the Better Business Bureau.
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