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[–] • 17 pts

Hello, this is the violence store.

[–] • 8 pts

I would like to buy one violence please!

[–] • 7 pts

I'm sorry. Due to COVID, all of our violence suppliers are backordered. You can add your name to the waiting list.

[–] • 7 pts

I’d like 3 niggers please

[–] • 7 pts

I'm sorry, we don't carry niggers here. You'll have to get those from Schlomo Shipping Lines.

[–] • 5 pts

Damn, I hate dealing with them, they’re always ripping me off.

[–] • 3 pts

Yes, I would like to place an order, and have it delivered. Can I add a get well soon card to that order ? thanks !

[–] • 3 pts

Often Purchased With: first-aid kit, kleenex, wheelchair

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

I'm told that there was something coming which is a gift from my clueless libshit parents. They can't find the tracking number because they buried their heads in the sand sometime in the 60's. Can you tell me when it is going to get here? I hate waiting and not knowing what I'm getting.

[–] • 5 pts

I'm sorry. We don't provide tracking numbers. You'll know when your package has arrived when your door blows in at 3:30am. Our delivery drivers typically do not knock.

[–] • 3 pts

Reminds me of a great joke idea: Amazon Protest. Order one brick, delivery instructions: "please throw through window".

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I swear if you leave a fucking door tag on my blown in door I am going to report you to the Better Business Bureau.

[–] • 4 pts

Be like, theres nothing you can do about the pride flag and BLM propaganda.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Hello engrish is second wrangwidge yes ohdah yoor r love it!

[–] • 2 pts

The Song (youtube.com)

[–] • 2 pts

Why are you censoring yourself? It's plain to see what you meant to write - why not just write it out fully?

[–] • 1 pt

Ever heard of “leave something to the imagination?”

Swearing isn’t really appealing and self-censorship can be funny in some ways.

Irony, my nigga.

[–] • 1 pt

self-censorship can be funny in some ways

said the westerner

[–] • 1 pt

"im white"

"Oh well in that case please stay where you are and a SWAT team will be visiting your location shortly. In preparation please lower your trousers, put your hands on your head, and lie down on the floor on your face. Thankyou for shopping with Amazon.com!"

amazon delivery drone shows up and hovers over the house, nekminit, SWAT squad crashes through the roof