Can relate, I can spot with 90% effectiveness even the nose job ones. The nose isn’t the only feature, their whole face shows it.
Can relate, I can spot with 90% effectiveness even the nose job ones. The nose isn’t the only feature, their whole face shows it.
[ACQUIRING TARGET...]
[ANALYSIS...]
BEADY EYES ✓
CURLY HAIR ✓
HOOKED NOSE X (Note: shapeshifting ritual in adolescence concealing said attribute)
ASHEN SKIN ✓
SLOPED FOREHEAD ✓
RECESSED CHIN ✓
NEUROTICISM ✓
UNFIT BODY ✓
POOP JOKES ✓
METAL-THEMED SURNAME ✓
[TARGET IDENTIFIED]
[LIKELIHOOD OF JEWISHNESS: 88.14%]
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
[ACQUIRING TARGET...]
[ANALYSIS...]
BEADY EYES ✓
CURLY HAIR ✓
HOOKED NOSE X (Note: shapeshifting ritual in adolescence concealing said attribute)
ASHEN SKIN ✓
SLOPED FOREHEAD ✓
RECESSED CHIN ✓
NEUROTICISM ✓
UNFIT BODY ✓
POOP JOKES ✓
METAL-THEMED SURNAME ✓
[TARGET IDENTIFIED]
[LIKELIHOOD OF JEWISHNESS: 88.14%]
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
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