You FOOL! Seeing the top of Doug Dimmadome's hat is FORBIDDEN! Foolish is the man who dare’s attempting to stare up towards the top of Doug's hat, for they find themselves following forever the solid column of marble white leather. Until up they stare attempting to grasp what they can’t, into infinity. At it's tip slumber the creatures of which none have seen. Beings of immense awesome who entwine the fabric of reality itself around their vestigial appendages as if it were not but yarn at the paws of a merciless cat. Creatures whose motives and goals lie only understood by them and them alone. Here they’ve slumbered since the dawn of time biding their boredom with our very existence. There he stands, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. He believes why he walks this world, a man of wealth and Success. However he knows not the secret which lies at the top of his infinitely tall hat.