Clowns who are like "That never happened!" Yeah, so wild, right? That somebody would ask me my idea of what it means to be rich. That I'd five them an answer about being able to buy groceries. And that I'd pay their tab and leave. Impossible! Yep, just like I never had a day named after me in the hood for all my volunteer work. Just like I never put $20,000 of my own money into starting and running a high school debate program at a Title 1 school and got multiple kids to the national championships. Just like I never worked the night shift in a bucket making factory. Just like I don't take meetings with random 10 year olds and their parents because the kid is interested in discussing intellectual property law. Just like I don't pay a $200 or $300+ bar or dinner tab for my colleagues nearly every night. Just like the rest of my life that apparently never really happened. Because ass clowns are shocked that somebody's life isn't a miserable, pathetic, boring and uneventful as their own.