When I was 5 years old I got an injury that was not fatal yet it made my life miserable enough to make me wish I was dead. I was walking down the street and I bent over to pick up a Pokemon Card I saw on the ground. As I bent down, a bull headbutted my butt. I was immediately taken to the hospital and the doctors found out that my anal sphincter had been permanently closed and I would be unable to shit for the rest of my life. Every single day I need to have my shit taken out through a medical procedure. Everyone in the school made fun of me. For several years, there had not been a single day I didn't cry enough to make my eyes dry. I tried very hard to shit but to no avail. I flexed my butt and screamed so loud I almost became a super Saiyan but nothing happened. Eventually I accepted my fate as a lonely, bullied, shitless person. But after 10 long years you did something miraculous to me. Even as I am writing this, tears of joy are rolling down my cheek, because your post made me shit myself.