Caillou is a whiny little brat and his parents are fucking idiots. It took me 2 weeks to learn how to spell his name. Jesus Christ. He's bald and his parents are only nice to him because he has cancer and they want to make his last days special. I'll be on a yacht celebrating when he dies. But I guarantee that if he had hair, his parents would beat the shit out of him because of how much on a spoiled brat he is. Now, Caillou may be a douche and a slimy little brat, but his brattiness is mainly the parents fault. They butter him up like a piece of fucking bread and say yes to his every need and fucking suck up to him. He's gonna grow up to be a real asshole(if he even has the chance to grow up before this subreddit kills him). He will like legit steal some shit and his parents will be like "CaILLoU dOn'T sTeAL pLs iT bAd eEeE". This does literally nothing to help him. It's their fault this subreddit exists. If they just beat the crap out of him ONCE, it would make a huge fucking difference.
You need to get some better pasta. This is all lame.
Not funny, didn’t laugh. Downvoted. Unlike you, many others put actual EFFORT into what they post here. Maybe if you did too this place could be a little funnier. Just the other day I got 1000 upranks (upvotes for the normies) on a comment.
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