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good for him. i love hearing stories of triumph and dedication. Now if only he would get a job, shower, learn proper english, stop making babies he cant pay for, pay his child support, get off welfare, and stop selling crack. He might be a decent member of society...once he gets out of prison.

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Such a heartwarming tale of redemption. Im sure he’ll start on step two of that path any minute now.

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...best reply ever....im still laughing...."heartwarming tale of redemption"...lol.

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BAM!! And that also goes for all rest of these fucktards!

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I'd rather see black " men " pull their pants up .

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That's how you know they haven't been to prison (yet). Apparently that's inmate code for "looking to be buttfucked."

They'll learn after their first term, though.

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It would be a miracle if he learned what a belt is for.

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POW!

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Maybe in a few years they'll learn how to shower.

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That's asking a lot.

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[–] • 5 pts

Id be more impressed if he'd pull up his fucking pants

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^this

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that^{^{^}}

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I don't know, this sounds like fiction.

Father-in-training of three?

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She pregnit, I got to gets shoes on to run, and running faster is possible with tied shoes. So yeah, father in training.

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More like sperm donor..

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Tyrone Shoelaces

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damn!

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Maybe now he'll learn to tie on a fucking CONDOM.

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Wait, you have to tie those? No wonder mine kept slipping off in high school...

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Next thing you know they will get gov issued ID'S that can be used to get everything from greyhound tickets to welfare checks ( but not for voting because that's racist!)