You'll be the first one in there
Second after her burger(s): https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story/
It was not necessary to post that. No, it was not.
its a redpill so yes it was.
I'll raise, imagine if that popped like a boil and some fool was going down on her. I'll turn around now, just make sure you can kill me with a single shot I deserve.
I just choked on my coffee. I thought of a grossout idea. THe doctor pushed the tip of the scalpel in and the fluid streamed out. Now being a war vet the doctor knew what must be done and in advance had his stuff ready. He drops the scalpel and grabs a slice of bread and puts it under the stream and says with a sparkle in his eye and in a jovial voice "Now who wants strawberry and who wants grape jam".
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