Sheeeeit ...

Discovered this when I was like 14. Me and a buddy got someone to buy us beers and went to the beach. We hailed some land whales down who were walking buy and asked if they wanted to join. After like 5 mins of chatting I pulled out my dick and asked if either wanted to suck it. The fattest one agreed. No kissing or flirting or anything beforehand. She just went straight to town. It was gross. Felt like the Pillsbury Dough Boy was vacuum sucking my dick. Never touch a fatty after that.

lol don’t be ashamed of your past. Degeneracy is a natural feature for kikes.

Yeah grossest video I ever saw for porn was "to stoned to click it off in time plus the shock of seeing such a large woman naked for the first time". 2 in shape black guys are gangbanging a woman that appeared to be over 600 lbs. OMG huge cocks but only able to get 1/2 in since the thighs and ass fat made it so they could only get within 6 inches of the holes with their bodies. Her ass skin was like a wrinkles fake leather over stuffed chair with skin not smushing but flattening with large creases and he thigh skin was full of holes like Mick Jaggers face from coke and stretch marks everywhere every direction. She appeared almost to be inflated in the lower body or wearing a fat suit on how the fat seems to almost stop below the ankles and then her feet would be puffy like another inflated area was bonded to the leg suit.

So fucking nope nopity nope nope. I would have clicked it off faster but it was a shocking moment. Like the first time you see an image of nice tits, click and it's a chick with a dick and it's like, omg why oh why are the ones that post this shit so evil purposely making me think this dudes a woman.

You just want to close my eyes and make my brain reset memory so the last 20 seconds from seeing boobs to trying to frantically click the close browser button on the top right since the assholes got that pupup are you sure you want leave this page, which you hate them more for doubling down on the disgust.

I just choked on my coffee. I thought of a grossout idea. THe doctor pushed the tip of the scalpel in and the fluid streamed out. Now being a war vet the doctor knew what must be done and in advance had his stuff ready. He drops the scalpel and grabs a slice of bread and puts it under the stream and says with a sparkle in his eye and in a jovial voice "Now who wants strawberry and who wants grape jam".

LMAO.