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[–] • 5 pts

I hope their careers are giving them everything they hoped it would be.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Oh snap! I should have sent one of these to my childless sister.

Edit: the slut got HPV from being a slut. Got cancer from HPV. Had all her cunt parts removed. Can’t have Huwhite babies. Has HuWhite husband, but no HuWhite babies.

[–] • 2 pts

Same story with my sister. She got to have her fun, and the karma hit her hard. A shame because she's a good person. A woman without working ovaries is basically a zombie.

[–] • 0 pt

Dude, mines the same. Has a career, 15+ years in now, degree, great pay, likes her work, she says. But, there’s something missing. Def something missing.

[–] • 1 pt

She probably has the dead eyes. That's how you can tell.

[–] • 1 pt

Well then you should buy her a carton of eggs, breakfast is important.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

NO EGGS

EMPTY EGG CARTON

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EGGS

[–] • 1 pt
[–] • 1 pt

That's freaking hilarious.

[–] • 1 pt

They are too busy with their political agenda, no more time for silly things like this.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

An egg carton with 10 eggs? What the hell.

[–] • 1 pt

Inflation that bad someplace already?

[–] • 1 pt

Nonsense, a dozen is now ten. So you still get a dozen eggs. /s

[–] • 1 pt

a dozen is now ten

I think you mean "A dozen has always been ten", comrade. Do you need some re-education?

[–] • 0 pt

It changed? I now put 10 eggrolls on my "Delicious Dozen!" appetizer.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

A couple broken or rotten eggs in there will be a nice touch.