See Billy. See Billy shank Joey. Shank, Billy, shank! See Joey. See Joey bleed. Bleed, Joey, bleed!
Mine had niglets on the cover to promote realism
Silly kids need to learn to keep their free hand behind their backs.
Where did you learn to knife fight? Your off hand is used for blocking. At least that's what they taught us in gym class.
block a knife blade not dodge the blade
I don't like bleeding.
Sadly, bleeding is part of it. As an old Sensei of mine said, "no one really wins a knife fight. You just lose less."
You don't try to block the blade with your hand/arm, you post, grapple or block their arm with your arm, and even if you take the blade on your arm, it's better to take a blade to the arm than to the chest, if you need to take it somewhere.
That's why you wrap your leather jacket around your arm.
You don't guard from a knife with flesh. You guard with Cloth. A cloth is best because you're bound to have more of that on you than armor... So cloth with enough slack can give you enough... Power disarm a knife. Or shoot them.... That works.
That and, if I have to, I'd rather block a knife with my arm than with my chest.
Just shoot the nigger.
You mean like a ye oulde pirate swashbuckler?
teach the niglets that, foshu
the rest of us can learn how to not die
Sparring with practice knives is actually a lot of fun. I recommend this game.
I have a that I bought when the company that sells them was still in California.
I cheaped out and settled for . Been forever since I've found someone willing to spar with them, admittedly. I swear, it's hard enough just getting some people to play paintball, the cowards.
The good old classic rubber knife!
is admitting he's a 15 year old niggress.
Nah. I went to public school in New York City in the 70s and 80s. Knife fights were a thing.
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OK, that literally made me LOL.
It was exactly like various scenes from The Warriors, EVERY DAY!
Warriors, come out to play....
tbh that chick that said we should normalize knife fights is pretty based. Reality is savage. Get rid of the cops and let nature determine the superior organism. (protip: it's the one that brings the gun to the knife fight)
User name checks out.
Your moon is my harsh mistress bro.
Your moon is my harsh mistress bro.
This might very well be the single best reply I've received in my time here on Poal.
Never bring a knife to a bayonet fight.
I have a really cool bayonet holder too.
We had to read "The Outsiders" by S. E. Hinton. Close enough.
Leave it to you to take this on an intellectual tangent, Titus. :-)
A shoe is a good defang weapon
Did it kill grandma?!?!
No. Grandpa killed grandma.
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