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See Billy. See Billy shank Joey. Shank, Billy, shank! See Joey. See Joey bleed. Bleed, Joey, bleed!

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Mine had niglets on the cover to promote realism

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Silly kids need to learn to keep their free hand behind their backs.

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Where did you learn to knife fight? Your off hand is used for blocking. At least that's what they taught us in gym class.

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block a knife blade not dodge the blade

I don't like bleeding.

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Sadly, bleeding is part of it. As an old Sensei of mine said, "no one really wins a knife fight. You just lose less."

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You don't try to block the blade with your hand/arm, you post, grapple or block their arm with your arm, and even if you take the blade on your arm, it's better to take a blade to the arm than to the chest, if you need to take it somewhere.

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That's why you wrap your leather jacket around your arm.

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You don't guard from a knife with flesh. You guard with Cloth. A cloth is best because you're bound to have more of that on you than armor... So cloth with enough slack can give you enough... Power disarm a knife. Or shoot them.... That works.

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That and, if I have to, I'd rather block a knife with my arm than with my chest.

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You mean like a ye oulde pirate swashbuckler?

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teach the niglets that, foshu

the rest of us can learn how to not die

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Sparring with practice knives is actually a lot of fun. I recommend this game.

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I have a that I bought when the company that sells them was still in California.

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I cheaped out and settled for . Been forever since I've found someone willing to spar with them, admittedly. I swear, it's hard enough just getting some people to play paintball, the cowards.

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The good old classic rubber knife!

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is admitting he's a 15 year old niggress.

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Nah. I went to public school in New York City in the 70s and 80s. Knife fights were a thing.

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Sure thing LaQuandaSheenEefaQueenTeefaLa

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OK, that literally made me LOL.

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It was exactly like various scenes from The Warriors, EVERY DAY!

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Warriors, come out to play....

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tbh that chick that said we should normalize knife fights is pretty based. Reality is savage. Get rid of the cops and let nature determine the superior organism. (protip: it's the one that brings the gun to the knife fight)

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User name checks out.

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Your moon is my harsh mistress bro.

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Your moon is my harsh mistress bro.

This might very well be the single best reply I've received in my time here on Poal.

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Never bring a knife to a bayonet fight.

I have a really cool bayonet holder too.

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We had to read "The Outsiders" by S. E. Hinton. Close enough.

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Leave it to you to take this on an intellectual tangent, Titus. :-)

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A shoe is a good defang weapon

Did it kill grandma?!?!

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