"So, I guess you want the menthols?"

I see Malo didn't get any better looking when he grew up. At least Malo Mart now sells smokes and condoms, not that Link will ever need any of those.

Link, seeing his future as a white knight, decides to settle down with Malon on Lon Lon Ranch.

I have no idea where Princess Peach is.

are those vhs video tapes? are we memeing the mid nineties now?