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She still owed him $100 bucks , but SHE STIFFED HIM.

... and ...

She told Him he was dead to her.... but NOW look who's talking!

... and ...

Q : What's the Difference between His Job and his dead girlfriend?

A : His JOB STILL SUCKS

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Your puns made me drop dead in laughter.

I wonder if she decided to get cremated? I’m certain afterwards she’d still be smoking hot.

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I heard that she got into pot, and ended up being scattered.

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But she was dying to meet him again!

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Being that morgue workers are mostly groidal, in big cities anyway, it probably had its way which her one more time. -cold cold Ethel, I’m stuck on you!

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I had no idea. I wonder how many dead bodies have been fucked by dien(igg)ers.

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My God, it’s just another Sunday and now I hate niggers ever more. How does this keep happening?

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When she dumped him and he asked her if there would ever be a chance of getting back together, she responded, Over my dead body

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awkward part was getting caught with his finger in her pooper because she wouldnt let him do it while she was alive

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You all disgust me and should be ashamed of yourselves.

Puns are the slippery slope to scat jokes.

Niggerfaggots

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Nah, man, scat jokes don’t even require any effort. Puns are a thinking man’s humor.

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She still fcks like a corpse ...