She's Romainian!
I wish those clothes would do like their name says and leave.
Im boutta become a vegatarian.
I'm suddenly hungry for cole slaw! Lol
I'd sauer her kraut
I'd cabagee her patch
Id toss her salad
id shred her slaw
You would cut her up and put her in jars? She looks like she could be cute if she was not so high.
not so high, you mean like lying down in the garden bed?
lick her up and put it in her butt
I don't like you.
your the fruity guy, ok we'll plant MELONS next year. :D
You stole that from somewhere else because that is too damn good.
nope. mine
this is my preferred pornography
Garden pick up line. Are those head firm because I want to check.
I swear I planted cucumbers also. Wait I know that smile. Nevermind.
Dirty hippie.
I smell a porno
ewww, trust me just get the 3D instead, you do not want to smell porno. likely smells like no bath for a few days, cigarettes, and farts from anal without the enema first.
Damn son I just wanna fuck cute girls, idk what weird shit you're into...
Then you don't want porno, that's prostitutes that do marketing and charge you for using something that if in the afternoon you might be the 10th one that day so far. Now you can fuck hot girls since the bar, restaurants and other social places are closed in most states just go for a walk and meet one and walk and talk and at least you know she's not sitting 24/7 growing bigger by the hour.
Shit like this is why elves are assumed to be inspired by white people, while everyone thinks orcs are niggers.
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