I cain breef!
I cain breef!
Cat dander is the worst
Cat dander is the worst
I cain breef!
Cat dander is the worst
Cat is a total bro trying to keep him warm.
“Don’t worry, boys, I’ll make sure he doesn’t go anywhere.”
He can't breathe!!! Arrest the cat!!!! Riot mayne!!!
It beats concrete.
If I fits, I sits.
My cat's always trying out sitting on new stuff. I've lost my phone a couple of times because it was under his belly.
Based.
Baste
Better to be sat on than shat on.
If it was a nigger the cat would’ve used its Brillo pad nappy hair as a scratching post and pissed on it afterwards....
Probably his cat. Mine would probably do that, while the dogs rip them to shreds. Until they shoot my dogs.
Cat burglar... That's the best I got
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