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Jesus christ I have never unmuted this video this is fucking hilarious

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Has anyone seen my sides!? 🤣

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Aaaaa why did I watch this right before going to sleep? My wife now thinks I'm hysterical because I haven't stopped laughing for 5 minutes straight!

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Not real. I've seen the original and it doesn't say nigger or shut up bitch.

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Another idea:

Lately antifa have started carrying high power lasers to protests (they call themselves "light mages" lol). Bunch of pigs were blinded by them in portland.

A corner cube reflector is a particular type of mirror that reflects light back in almost exactly the same direction it came from. They're widely used in things like bike reflectors and those reflective strips on high vis gear (technically those are hemispheres, but whatever). So if antifa do nothing, the reflector will do nothing. If they try to laser it... they'll stand a good chance of getting an eyeful of their own medicine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5cR6EA2jGY

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How would you make that into glasses though?

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I was suggesting to mount it on the hate speech drone. If you think you're going to be in an area they're using lasers, carry a few pairs of laser safety glasses. They mostly seem to be using green lasers, like during the arab spring where the entire crowd all just seemed to have decided to bring them.

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Gotta love how a supposedly poor and downtrodden people all seem to have multi-hundred dollar laser pointers.

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Won't they just think it's playing a rap song?

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Yes, that's why it's funny.

It will take them hours, if not days to figure out that it's making fun of them.

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It's better than the dog one, because they shoot in the air and the bullets fall back down.

Get a cheap raspberry pi drone kit, add a speaker module, record youself or synthesize speech and enjoy!

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get swarms of the drones and herds of the robot dogs to do this lol

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Shouldn't be hard to drop-ship these! Somebody please do this. Oh and solar-powered ones might be able to make it all the way to jewlandia. Rise of the machines!

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Oh and solar-powered ones

No. You need many times the size of the machine in solar panels just to charge the battery, let alone allow for continuous operations.

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combine it with a flammenweurfer!

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Another option would be to use a parametric speaker array for focused, highly-directional audio. Then, rather than aim it at an individual person, bounce the audio off of the nearest suitable surface (a window, perhaps). They'd never know where the voice was coming from, and might even turn on each other in their confusion.

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Based Leaf. Some Maples really are because they live in a communist country like ours has just become now.

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The jannies keep deleting all the threads. they nuked at least 10 of em so far.

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I once had the idea of dropping leaflets with drawings of Mohammed over the refugee centers to make them chimp out.

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That would be fucking hilarious!

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