they tend to pirate in boats bruh....
and ill tell you what, out there, doesnt make much fucking difference if you can swim or not, youre pretty much fucked either way.
i wonder who the first black person to swim the english channel was...
edit - fuck. 1981. dammit!
another edit - waaaaaaaaaaait a minute - England to France France Philippe Croizon 2010 13:28 First quadruple amputee to swim the English Channel.
im beginning to thing 'swimming' the english channel might not be the same as i think it is. less swimming more bobbing... how the fuck does a quadruple amputee do anything but float
Pecker propeller
Surprised his name wasn’t “Bob”.
thats what i call my CPR mannequins.
im actually not allowed to call them that publically in case someone asks why.
thankfully the people that get it get it and dont ask because they fucking know that shit triggers retards too.
big bob doesnt float tho. that fucker is solid... something. but hes an awkward cunt.
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