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[–] [deleted] 8 pts

I worked cashier at Walmart and if she was in a Walmart Cart the basket would be half 2 liter soda bottles and the other half like spaghettio's and other garbage food.

[–] 10 pts

But it’s totally because of her condishuns that she’s fat, and not vice versa, right. manatee noises

[–] [deleted] 10 pts

It's her genetics. Her entire cabinet and fridge is full of genetics.

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Manatees (sea cows) are gentle, intelligent creatures. They're nothing like beetus cows, which are spiteful, entitled, disgusting beasts.

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If Im not mistaken, the sound Beetus Cows make is "TeeHee".

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Elephant seal then?

Not being an ass but it is spelled conditions for future reference.

You are right, I hate type2 diabetes and a woman of 400 lbs in a cart is driving to her own funeral.

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Condishuns is the sarcastic, deragotory slang term, insinuating the fatties “conditions” aren’t real, just a result of their gluttony and stupidity looking for excuses.

You’re welcome.

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We spell it like that here. Kinda like beetus and gibsmedat.

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Like a guy I know who constantly swills down protein shakes and stuff to lose weight but eats mostly icecream and sugar covered sweet rolls in the middle of the night so he can stay up all night watching TV and then sleep all day. They pretend to care about their health but want it all to be the responsibility of other people.

How do protein shakes help you lose weight?

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I think the idea is protein is satiating and helps maintain muscle mass when losing weight.

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I don't know. Maybe meal replacement? Or to fix your conscience after pigging out on a quart of icecream?

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With another cart behind like a carb-train.

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Why do Americans use litres for soft drinks (soda) when you don’t use metric for anything else?

question should be actually, "Why do soda corporations .. , that is because pepsi.co is to cheap to have US and metric for the US and the rest of the world at the same time, OR it would require machinery and bottles made for 2 systems and instead they said fuck it lets go with China for our standard.

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We use metric for all sorts of stuff. Water and other drinks usually though you will find it on just about anything in parentheses or in smaller print.

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People come from all over to visit our costco. The perks of living semi-rurally surrounded by farming.

One of the things I see every time I go there is at least one family of mexicans(or whatever, mudbloods of some sort anyways). They usually have 5 to 8 children, all screaming, pulling 3 carts and blocking as many aisles at once as possible.

One cart has soda in it. Just soda. Another will be shit like potato chips and cookies. And the one in front will be a cart full of fried food and microwave food and other such garbage.

And remember, these are costco carts, much larger than a normal one. Probably all paid for by you.

The soda would be diet to cancel out all the other calories