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We are beyond clown world now we are under a dictatorship of literal super villains.

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  1. super villain invests in a false plague to destroy economies and usher in a totalitarian genocidal dictatorship

  2. one of them wants to use GMO corn to distribute his 'vaccines'

  3. they all agree on population reduction using vaccination

  4. one of them wants to literally block out the sun

  5. buying islands and building 'safety' bunkers in them, probably research facilities included

Literal supervillains.

And my only question is...

Where the fuck is batman?

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Elon needs to stop screwing around with cybertrucks and shitcoins and build his iron man suit.

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Elon is a front for the pentagons lithium investments to justify further long term military intervention in afghanistan and the DOD doing an end run around the ccp/israeli 'diversity-hire' planned failure of nasa (courtesy of our manchurian civilian government to gimp our military capabilities in space).

If the DOD were smart, and not totally co-opt, they could maybe purge the civilian government in D.C (and wallstreet) with a tactical strike, blame it on foreign powers, and reconstitute an at-least semifunctional government based on autocracy the way the CCP is built.

Instead the DOD will probably be liquidated, along with all its employees, when the traitors and deadhands working for foreign powers, cause us to lose a major war and force us into concessions that will end with foreign troops in our streets.

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This is why we need recreational anti-tank weapons.

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Technically the Barrett M82 and variants qualify, but you'd have to land an excellent shot with an AP round. And even then if you hit the engine it's like... the tank will stop eventually, but probably not before you're dead.

But it wouldn't take a Barrett to stop that thing.

I know. I just really want a missile launcher.

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I really want you to have a missile launcher. There's got to be a legal way to own an RPG or Javelin right? I think it's just a matter of licensing and the inordinate amount of money. I mean an FGM-148 is like $70k anyway, then you'd have to have the explosive ordinances stamp which is really chump change at that point.

I mean a civilian can own a tank or even ... they're just very cost-prohibitive. Anyway although the F-16 is a renowned air-to-air fighter, I'd wager it could easily be employed as an anti-tank weapon.

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Not pictured: Square-cube law

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I’d back a truck into it.

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A few bolas made of high tension wire would immobilize that sonofabitch right quick.

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Real life lex Luthor.

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I was going down the shore with two other friends. We got stuck in a long traffic jam. Piss bottle happened. And we are White.

Bezos having a mech before the rest of us IS NOT GOOD NEWS.

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I ain't got tha money fo dat shit.

but i do know how to hi-jack a mech from a seat belt wearin bald soy bitch

I ant werin no gay ass seat belts in my mech

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lol @ you first time your mech trips on a fence

lets be honest, most of us could not afford to purchase(or transport, or store) the large amount of quality metal (before being shaped extensively), required to construct such a beautiful killing machine.

Logic also suggests, bald, even obese guys become considerable more dangerous with computer aided targeting at 4000 rounds per second.

do you want to get a ticket? cuz thats how you get a ticket!

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These tend to be nothing more than expensive tricks