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[–] 14 pts

Dude dodged a bullet here.

If they’re 30+, good looking and single, there’s something fundamentally wrong with them.

[–] 13 pts

It's important to ask anyone who looks too good to be true what the "catch" is. If they're a mature adult they'll tell you what it is without flipping out. Then you can decide if it's a dealbreaker or not. If they get butthurt when asked, then it's a dealbreaker because they suck at regulatimg their fee-fees and you'll have to deal with that every time you bring up an issue in the future. Dont like their shirt? Think they need to lose weight? Want them to stop refilling the toilet paper backwards? Reeee is not something you want to deal with for the rest of their life.

[–] 10 pts

Want them to stop refilling the toilet paper backwards?

Future cat lady material there. That prevents the cats from unrolling it.

[–] 6 pts

Is that what it is? I've always wondered and it finally makes sense.

[–] 1 pt

Do you stick your toilet paper on the toilet paper roller thing? I do it the first time then the empty roll sits on it while the other sits on top of my toilet

[–] 4 pts

You know, it’s tough, I’m in a similar situation. Good-looking 30+ woman has been dropping hints and pushing for us to spend more time together, but I suspect she’s single for a reason she’s not letting on.

It’s like that meme about people wondering what’s wrong when a house when it’s on the market for months and never sells... there’s something she’s not telling me.

[–] 1 pt

Stop pussying around and ask her?

[–] 0 pt

Unlimber your tongue and ask her.

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[–] 2 pts

9r you could man up start dating here set expectations and lead her towards a good future of having babies and living a good life don't take her childish behavior as acceptable she will either come around or she will end up a cat lady anyways

[–] 0 pt

I look good. The catch is I have a secret interest in penises. Speaking of which let me see yours honey buns

[–] 0 pt

It's a great social filter for the trash to take themselves out.

First question you should ask any woman is 'have you had a nose job?'

[–] 6 pts

Assumes it's sexism. Could be suspicion of cute people.

[–] 1 pt

Probably a whore

[–] 0 pt

No, a whore would have made a sales pitch,

[–] 0 pt

Insufferable cunt is probably the descriptor.

[–] 0 pt

Makes sense, cut the crap and the chase.

[–] -2 pt

Looks like a chubber anyway. Fuck dat hoe