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It was a "gust of wind" that did it

Official reason so far

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Oh no, what an unforeseeable circumstance! Damn climate change grounding our ships. Wind is our only weakness. Guess we'll have to jack up oil prices sky high. Darn gust!

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Perfect weather meme "fuck this boat in particular" material when we see no other boats having issues

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Wasn't the Clinton Bitchs Name Evergreen

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The call sign of the ship is H8RC or some shit.. wtf is going on

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H3RC but yeah this is all pretty spoopy. Some of the names of the tugboats are pretty funny as well.

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Yup...the name the secret service gave her.

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How do they fuck up a super tanker in the canal? Mechanical human error or sabotage?

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Considering that the ship painted a giant dick with balls going into an asshole just before it entered the canal I'm going with deliberate.

https://files.catbox.moe/ciiev2.webm

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Wait, did they really do that? lmao
Someone mentioned that in my thread, I thought they were trolling!

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They'll probably blame it on a Russian hack or something.

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on the last frame 2 of the ships going up the canal before the one that got stuck is called MOSAED 2 & 3

https://files.catbox.moe/519ueq.jpg

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The captain is a woman.

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At least she can still get a job with the US Navy.

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Word from the Maersk Denver (the ship from which this picture (pic8.co) was taken of the Evergreen Ever Given) is that the ship behind them lost power as well. Something funny might be going on there right now.

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Isn't this what tugboats are for? Doesn't seem like the thing is anchored that badly. Definitely seems like a fabricated situation.

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Some of the news articles are referencing a similar situation for the CSCL Indian Ocean which took 12 tugs a week to get it unstuck. Given the already brutalized economy for the retarded lockdowns, this is probably just one more nail in the coffin.

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what is the story?

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Well that explains it - an excuse for oil soaring. Nothing to do with Biden working with the PetroDollar OPEC cabal to get oil prices up, it's those damn ships always getting stuck, people!

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What is this in reference to?

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Big bungholio in major waterway that most oil flows through. Once you see it you will laugh at the stupidity of depending on a small bit of man-made river to support the new globalist agenda of a just in time logistics long tail chain to keep world commerce afloat.

Or in this case not so much.

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I can't believe my gaping eyes! Thank god we live in these times.

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The more women and niggers who get put into positions of responsibility, the more often this kind of thing will happen.

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Maybe not the Captain but very likely the pilot. The first whamanz dunecoon to be whatever she is.

pic related https://pic8.co/sh/2dL4nx.png

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It's the Jessica Watson story all over again.

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Lol made my day!