Teen invents a new food called "sandwich" after saving up to buy sliced turkey and bread.
Whizz kid teen invents "water vapor" by boiling pot of water.
Time to invent "shitposting" by posting snarky comments that take the piss out of idiot news sites.
Bro... youre a genius. I assume you must be black. Or trans. Or female. Because white men never invent anything.
Multi-talented. Impressive! We need more like him. No, wait... we've got too many like him.
And every time I cook breakfast, I invent an omellete.
Yes.
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