If they were reading, then they wouldn't be putting glue in their hair.
Need to be "universal language symbols" with a bit of ebonics, but targeted only to AfbroAmericanz. Sheeeiiit dude could make millions on royalties modeling for the 1000s of stickers necessary to keep them from doing the most inane things.
These people are the reason there is a warning sign not to use the snowblower on the roof.
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