Like anyone would hurry home to that fat slob
> you know that's not what I meant by "pussy"
I hate the term “get lucky.” Having sex with your wife shouldn’t be a stroke of luck but something you both do because you want it. If she’s never “in the mood” then she isn’t attracted to you and you should never have married her.
lmao ! what a way to get your hubby home early .
Misleading thumbnail, these are great
Cats are nice low maintenance pets, but unfortunately toxic to keep in the house and are vicious predators outside.
they are the appropriate amount of predator for a barn.
I have one that only kills mice in the feed barn. She doesn't even try to kill the chicks in the yard, or the lizards, just the mice.
When they are yoiunger cats, they prove their worth by bringing you dead mice to your doorstep.
Then they take back HALF the mice (they eat half)...
Then toward the latter years, the cats leave only a quarter mouse or take that away too, and only leave big game kills... like baby dead squirrels.
dead squirrels!!
Good Kitty shows its labors!
I had a Maine Coon for a few years, once it left me a polished liver on my doorstep. I looked it up, apparently it's a sign of respect. I loved that cat.
Good kitty!
Toxic? How so?
Parasitic infection. Cause of crazy cat lady syndrome. They exaggerate the risks a bit.
Cat feces commonly harbor a parasite called toxoplasma gondii.
Are you referring to toxoplasmosis? It could explain why so many men that own cats are liberal cucks. I’d love to see a scientific study done some day.
get lucky your wife
It's her duty, just like it's your duty to protect her. If she says "no" do it anyway.
Any good relationship requires respect between two people.
If she says no, there's probably a good reason. Unless you don't deserve respect. Your comment suggests that you don't.
Your comment suggests that you don't (deserve respect)
How's that?
If she says no, get a new wife.
If she says no quit sucking her boyfriend cock. Hit her where it hurts. Fag
Literally, the one thing the bible says it's okay to leave your wife over is lack of sex or infidelity. Like, it's literally a sin to not please your spouse.
Lack of sex? Where's that verse?
How stupid do you have to be to find this funny? The cat is clearly visible?
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