> Makeup is the "youth serum" made by witches. Our oldest records of makeup date to the Egyptians, where they actually used mummified human remains to make their makeup. After a while, using mummies fell out of favor (I suspect, but can't prove, because the prevailing desire shifted from looking brown to looking lighter in skin color), but the brown pigment was still used in paint, known as [Mummy Brown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_brown). By the 1900s, they had ran out of mummies, so Mummy Brown is now made with other materials. I suspect this may have been a ploy at the destruction of history - we have very little left from the Egyptians. **Also, the witches are jews.** The witches were known to meet in secret, at night, during [Witches' Sabbath](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witches%27_Sabbath), which was originally translated 'witches synagogue', and is held on Saturday. Eyewitnesses say that witches couldn't fly, even though they swore they could, and [we now know that powerful hallucinogens were used in the preparation of 'witches flying ointment',](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_ointment) which would be applied to a broomstick or other stick and rubbed against the vagina (witches never wore garments below the waist during Witches Synagogue, which was a telltale sign that ones wife was a witch, along with their odd disappearance on WS [usually found in animal pens or tangled in woods, etc], and, if they were found, they would be passed out entirely). I was writing an article back on Voat (before the shitshow) tying the link between jewesses and witches - the other key link is the ointment itself, since many of the plants used didn't even have names then. Their knowledge of the plants' properties is most probably a holdover from old Alchemical knowledge, of which the mystical jews (Kabbalists) retained in secret after destroying our stores of knowledge (e.g. the Library of Alexandria, which burned multiple times, and would have been filled near-totally with Alchemical works).